About Mark

This is Mark. He’s a combination of good looks, giant thumbs, kindness, intelligence, sense of humour, obsessive-compulsive cleanliness and the overwhelming ability to block out the entire world within five seconds of interacting with it.

Ten things he does well:

1. fix computers
2. laugh
3. play all manner of computer games
4. win thumb wars
5. daydream
6. dance
7. style his hair
8. wrestle and talk about his wrestling conquests
9. guzzle Milo
10. relax

…and seven he doesn’t do so well:

1. handle less than ten hours of sleep
2. multi task
3. eat vegetables
4. pay attention
5. organise things
6. remember things
7. drink sparkling water

Overall he’s great.

And that’s about all you really need to know about Mark.