Simon is my boyfriend’s boyfriend. But not sexually. He’s too fat for sexual encounters. The fat gets in the way.
Aside from being enormous, Simon is also a genius with an IQ of roughly 3000, my best friend, the only other person to be insane enough to move to Munich with me, and a complex package of personality quirks that make him just about the greatest person on earth. Except for maybe Angelina Jolie, because HELOOO ANGELINA JOLIE!
He is also my housemate and inexplicably tied into most of my blogs through fault of always being there when weird shit goes down.
I’m not sure what else I can tell you about him. I mentioned that he’s fat, right? Well he is.
