I fear:

1. That Tony Abbot will win the next election.
2. That the people of Australia will be so focused on K-Rudd being forced out of his position that they won’t notice all of the good policies – like the mining tax – that still exist within the Labor party. 

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Subtlety

MARK: You should eat less.
(meaning: wow you are getting FAT.)

ME: Is that a subtle way of telling me I’m getting fat?

MARK: hahahahaha
(meaning: Hell yes. Just look at those thighs.)

A short while later...

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That is not a monkey!

Let me set the scene:

I was looking for an image of a cartoon monkey scratching his head. I typed “confused monkey” and then “confused” into Google Images.

Here’s what came up:

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“Farting ferry rides Batman; I think we should trade in the batmobile…”

This morning, once again, I caught a ferry to work. And, once again, it confirmed what every fibre of my being has been screaming from my very first go: TRAVELLING TO WORK VIA A FERRY IS FUCKING AWESOME.

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Toilet trouble

So I warned you guys that I would fill the next year or so of this blog with news of the Manly penthouse apartment that we’re living in. I know you may not think it’s all so great but you have to take two things into consideration:

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A pattern

Bring your face to the screen. Now look really closely. If you’re a keen observer then you’ll notice that there is a pattern forming.

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Woman escapes dementia and decides to spend her time knitting

I’ve decided to write a screenplay.

Hear me out.

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Whaaaa….?

Maybe it’s my Friday brain setting in early or maybe I’m just high on cherry coke, but the thing is that I followed a link to a story entitled “Facebook addicts can't relate, says scientist Susan Greenfield” seeking to be enlightened. Considering the banal overly-descriptive headline, I assumed that the article would tell me about the effects of facebook on its users. Boy was I wrong.

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