We’ve made a terrible mistake!

The plural for “cloaca” is “cloacae” not “cloacas”.

And now I’m all, “who’s heard us say cloacas?” (which really just means, “who do we have to kill?”)

I fear it’s quite a few people. Although maybe we can just pretend like we were saying “cloacae” the whole time. Yes, yes, that’s it; everybody just heard us wrong. It’s alright, it’s going to be allllright.

Alright, alright everything’s gonna be alright!

Alright, alright, everything’s gonna be alright!

Alright, alright, everything’s gonna be alright!

Alright, alright!

It’s really alright!

We are the seed of the new breed,

We will succeed, our time has come.

We are the new, these words are true,

Let the light of love shine through…

Whatever happened to East 17? I was quite fond of them back in the day. They had rhythm and charisma...and while I can't really recall their fashion sense, I believe something good was happening with the hair gel. Something unforgivingly 90s and vaguely hedgehog-ish, no doubt. 

Fuck it, let’s just kill everyone.