There’s something about Yuri

Aside from going to brothels, Simon and I also spent a part of Christmas looking through the Urban dictionary. It’s awesome for entertaining simple minds like ours with obscure definitions.

Like “whorey”, which is described as: "a bitch with an ass so large her knee continuely (sic) blows out due to her legs not being able to support it."

example: "I can't dance anymore because my ass broke my knee again."

But the most fun of all is looking up your friends’ names like:

Sheree

To be a sheree... a sexually frustrated, easy going teabagger

example: “your (sic) such a tea bagging sheree”

Joanne:

The lucky people who are named Joanne are attributed special qualities such as beauty, intelligence and compassion. They are loved by everyone and everything thing. Babies crawl to them and dogs wag their tails. Joanne's are the most adorable people ever. They have the innocent element that attracts all men, but only devotes themselves to one special guy.

Curtis wants to share a special secret -- "I love you Joanne."

example: Guy 1: Dude, you know Joanne?
Guy 2: Yeah, she' fucking pwnage

Jahnvi:

A smarty-pants, someone who is always right. A jahnvi is an amazing friend, and is always there to cheer you up with adorable little frog drawings. jahnvi's are obsessed with the color green and tend to bribe people with grape jolly ranchers. in some way or another, jahnvis are ALWAYS right, and even though their brain may take a little vacation every now and then, they will forever remain a smarty-pants.

example: “She is such a jahnvi.”

and Yuri:

Explicit lesbian relationships in anime or manga

example: “Makoto and Ami of Sailor Moon have long been suspected of being involved in a yuri subplot.”

Wait, what now?!