An Ode to Jelly

Oh Jelly, you so fine

You so fine you blow my mind

Oh Jelly! (oh oh) Oh Jelly!

I’ve known you all my life, and that’s a little long

You think you’ve got the right, but I think you’ve got it wrong

Why can’t you say farewell so I can eat you up, Jelly?

‘Cause when I say I will, it always means I won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me all alone, Jelly

Oh Jelly, what a pity you don’t understand

You take me by the heart when I eat you with my hand

Oh Jelly, you’re so pretty, can’t you understand

It’s jellies like you Jelly

Oh, what you do Jelly, do Jelly,

Don’t break my gut, Jelly!

HOLD UP!

ARE YOU BITCHES HAVING FUN IN HERE?

LET ME HEAR YOU SAY “HO-OH”, LET ME HEAR YOU SAY “JE-LLY”.

THAT’S A LITTLE BETTER. NOW I CAN HEAR THE BEAT GO:

Seven a.m. waking up in the morning

Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have Jelly

Seein’ everything, the time is goin’

Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’

Gotta stick the jelly down

Gotta catch the bus,

I see my friends (my friends)

Kicin’ with strawberry

Sittin’ on lime jelly

Gotta make my mind up

Which flavour should I take?

It’s Jelly, Jelly

Gotta get down on Jelly

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the jiggle, jiggle

Jelly, Jelly

Gettin’ down on Jelly

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the jiggle

Devourin', Devourin' (Yeah)
Devourin', Devourin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the Jelly

Inspired by Toni Basil, Rebecca Black and some phat rapper