Breakfast time

According to Mark: breakfast is the first meal of the day, regardless of what time it falls on. As a secondary qualifying condition it must consist of eggs, an English muffin, barbecue sauce and “honeybread”

According to Simon: breakfast is the meal you have in the morning, before 11am.  It can involve any number of things.

This is how the conversation plays out in our house:
Mark:  “Breakfast; I’m breaking my fast, it doesn’t matter that it’s 6pm.”
Simon: “Well in German it’s “Frühstück” which means “early pieces” so that doesn’t make sense.”
Mark: “I’m breaking my fast.”

Then they settle things like men by wrestling in jelly.