Woman survives tough lunchtime selection

A woman in her mid twenties has barely escaped with her sanity after being confronted with a tough lunchtime decision.

The incident occurred when food lover, Agnes Gajewska, reached for the menu of her local Thai restaurant, Chilli Cha Cha, at one pm and, after several attempts, could not decide between the chicken pad see eww and the ginger fish.

Colleagues of the journalist and editor began to worry when the woman began to froth at the mouth while muttering, rocking back and forth and gazing at the menu.

"It was like she was in a trance," a co-worker said.

He went on to confirm that of the two Thai dishes one is exceedingly delicious but the other would do wonders to reduce Gajewska's "back boobs".

In a battle of will Gajewska pulled herself out of her hunger-induced indecisiveness by chewing off a part of her desk. She then employed a game of "innie, minnie, miny, mo" to make her final decision.

In a statement released soon after the incident, Gajewska stated that she was happy with her chicken pad see eww although her back was now closer to a double-D cup. She is now in the market for a back bra.